Everything, and yet nothing.

Her name is Fernanda. She speaks in the third person, has an addictive personality, and is probably nowhere near as cool as you.

Sleepy baby polar bear

(Source: toptumbles.com, via pocahontaaas)

Desperate Housewives

I love this show. Why you may ask? Well isn’t it obvious? I’m probably gonna be one of them. I’ll end up on Wisteria Lane and be happily married with amazing friends surrounding me. But that’s not at all true is it? And that’s how I know I’m going to end up like them. (perhaps… not necessarily ON Wisteria lane… damn.)

Bellezza per la tua auto propria

frknbethany:

todaywasmisery: deadcatsdeadrats: (via xwayshefeels)

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hellobeccaa:

strawberryblueberry:

(via prettyy)


This is just my life story at explaining crap -_-‘

hellobeccaa:

strawberryblueberry:

(via prettyy)

This is just my life story at explaining crap -_-‘

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.”
-George Burns (1896 - 1996)

—But I refuse to spend it there without you(:

Waldo(:
I really miss having that on my about me(:
“i know who i am. it’s the rest of the world i’m trying to figure out. so screw waldo; Go Find Yourself.”

Now quite Frankly I love Waldo; I had a many great times with the fellar, but I don’t think we should encourage little kids to keep searching for him. Especially when they’re not even sure of where they are. You get my drift? I’m not trying to be silly; I’m DEAD TOTALLY serious!

(As I type this I’m picturing me saying this in an australian/English accent.. Ohhh yeaaaah).

It’s UN-natural. (Yeah I spelled it wrong? Your point?)

Anywho; to a much lighter notice, im gonna go ahead and put my silly self to sleep now because I got me some work tomorrow O:

Uhu… Peace(;

Waldo(:

I really miss having that on my about me(:

“i know who i am. it’s the rest of the world i’m trying to figure out. so screw waldo; Go Find Yourself.”

Now quite Frankly I love Waldo; I had a many great times with the fellar, but I don’t think we should encourage little kids to keep searching for him. Especially when they’re not even sure of where they are. You get my drift? I’m not trying to be silly; I’m DEAD TOTALLY serious!

(As I type this I’m picturing me saying this in an australian/English accent.. Ohhh yeaaaah).

It’s UN-natural. (Yeah I spelled it wrong? Your point?)

Anywho; to a much lighter notice, im gonna go ahead and put my silly self to sleep now because I got me some work tomorrow O:

Uhu… Peace(;

The good ol’ days(:

The good ol’ days(: