Everything, and yet nothing.

Her name is Fernanda. She speaks in the third person, has an addictive personality, and is probably nowhere near as cool as you.

Desperate Housewives

I love this show. Why you may ask? Well isn’t it obvious? I’m probably gonna be one of them. I’ll end up on Wisteria Lane and be happily married with amazing friends surrounding me. But that’s not at all true is it? And that’s how I know I’m going to end up like them. (perhaps… not necessarily ON Wisteria lane… damn.)